“Halloo. How do you do?
My name is Charles - Prince Charles Kakabungade-
Tribal Chief, Witch Doctor and part time mini cab driver for Peckham Radio
I am very pleased to be in your country.
It is very nice but the weather is very bad
I can do a spell to make you have a lot more sunshine. Easy !
Anyway if you need me I can come to your house and make go away de bad
spirits and also do quick hops to heathrow airport in under 2 hours from
anywhere in central London.
If you want me - just bang on your drum and I will hear your call
What do you mean you don’t have a drum?
Everybody must have a drum. I will get you one.
Hold on- I will be back soon”